so this one time...
I'm lookin' at this girl but I don't like what I see.
She's all pert and pretty and starin' at me.
I'm all 'step off you.. you.. doofus jerk'
and she says 'hey guy- sure do like your shirt'

But I don't wanna hear it
so I turn her ass down
when a girl flirts with me
her eyes better not be brown

from www.flickr.com/photos/jesusandheman/sets/671911
I can't believe he's smoking He-man up... it's kinda funny seeing the J-man on the toke cuz he used to just be into trippin'... he was actually the first guy that I ever did speed with.... it was his cherry as well and dude went off his rocker! Started churnin' out the loaves and fishes, comforting the mice in the traps in the basement of the dive diner that we worked at.... when he broke out the cheese grater and started yammering about 'healing' I clocked out and split for home where I ended up smoking a fatty with buddah.