I want to drive a brown truck
brown like dirt- not like dung

I want to wear a brown shirt and suit
so that I don't blend in with the high strung
'BLUE FOR BUSINESS' crowd

I'd like to have brown skin
but that one is decided for, not by, me

The only thing that I don't want brown
is the water in the toilet bowl
cuz that means that someone didn't flush
and that's just rude

and please make sure that you wash your hands while you're in there